Giggling in front of your computer crazily, Ludwig couldn't help but to spy a look over his cookware.
"Mein Gott!" Ludwig drop his cookware onto the stove as he stroll casually over the computer.
There was no time to shut the bright screen to cover the amazing photo... Uhm, well - art.
"What is that hideous photo of me!?"
"That is not a photo of you, Ludwig!"
He looked at the photo one last time before taking off his apron, shutting the stove and ran out to see the mirror. He came back into the kitchen moments later before declaring,
"It is me! Blonde slicked back hair, blue eyes! Obviously Deutsch!" Ludwig took a deep breath.
"Well, this is tumblr. You remember it, right Luddy?"
"Ja, of course I do... I hope you didn't get injured though..."
"Like I've been saying for the past two months," you shut your eyes. "You do not, and will never be able to roll on the internet!"
"But what is this on this dumm* website!?"
"Is it not dumm, dumb, dumm... dumb... Whatever that German word you just said means! Tumblr is fun, and brings me thousands of entertainment per day!"
"Ja!? And this picture comes up with me in it!?" Ludwig sat down on the chair across from you, closing your computer shut.
You began to process his words. "Wait, Luddy."
Your (e/c) eyes looked into his stern blue.
"This is only an art," you stared deeper into his eyes. "If you said photo repetitively," you stared deeper. "Then did you take such photo before?"
"N-Nein!" You got up from your chair, walking over to Ludwig.
"Don't lie, Luddy!"
"N-Nein! I didn't!"
"You're lying! You did, didn't you!?"
"N-No! And I will not stay here to be interrogated by you! Cook dinner yourself! I'm going to call Bruder out to drink!" Ludwig nearly ran out of the house before jumping into his Volkswagen car in blue.
"West! You look... pale." Gilbert was getting a tad worried.
"She almost found out!"
"Found out what? And who?"
"(Name)! Found out I posed for some photos!"
"Those photos?" Ludwig nodded at Gilbert's question. "Frau probably liked it anyways. Kesesesesese~! It's alright!"
Ludwig's face only grew paler.