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(Contains: sexual themes)
Now, today you were reading a lemon.

As in, how Francis would explain it: "It is something that you do with someone that you love, you first kiss then you give a tickle to beeeeep, then you take a little taste and you put beeeeeeep in your mouth. Then the best part is when you put your beeeeeeep into beeeeeeeeeep and then you beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."

Though that was a bit complex.

This time, you felt a hand on your shoulder.

You turned around to see his dripping wet blonde hair and blue eyes trail itself to the screen.

You watch his blue orbs widen as his cheeks grow a bit even... pink?

"What are you reading, (Name)!?"

"It's just something called a lemon!"

"It surely isn't the type of lemon I'm thinking about nor is it sour at all! You're just like Francis!"

"N-No! I'm not! It's just that it's really an interesting fan-fiction to read and it was this part and yo-"

"Stop!" His shout fill the room as you look at him, more or less - dumbfounded.

"... I'm not sorry though."

"I know you're not." You heard his teeth clutching tighter in maybe, anger?

"Are you jealous?"

"Nein! Definitely not!"

"Yes you are," you replied him teasingly. "Read it again, read it again!"

"I don't need to read again such childish thing to gain experience on such a thing! How foolish!" You gasped at his reply.

"You're soulless, Ludwig!" You pouted as you shut the laptop and ran with it up the stairs.

...

Moments later, he only came in with a scent of beer - sitting beside you.

Reading, of course.

"See? Told you it was good."

"She has a good writing skill that portray the characters well. Not bad."

"... Is that what you look at, Ludwig?" The German nodded his head as you facepalmed.

"Is that what you're not suppose to look at?"

"That's not the point! They're having a moment of intimacy!" You felt him move your computer as he pin you down on the bed.

"Oh ja?" His blue eyes searched yours. "We could have one too."

You took up that offer, no less.
I FEEL LIKE I JUST WROTE SOMETHING REALLY DIRTY.

But it's not. OMG, GERMANY. FORGIVE ME, BABY. :heart: I LOVE YOU!

You (c) ... He obviously nailed you, girlfrandddd.
Germany (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
Plot (c) =HillsOfSilence
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aoikuniedaxyuukanda Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015
....I'm bleeding to deeeeaaath!!!
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asianturnip Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel like I'm bleeding the equivalent to niagra falls right now
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hetalia243 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh god!Oops! 
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014   General Artist
((If this happened to me with my crush, Ty))

(Me) It's called a lemon!

(Ty) Lemons have their own writing style?! DO THEY HAVE ORANGES?

(Me) They have limes!~
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g6force Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"do they have oranges"
this made my day
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014   General Artist
YOUR WELCOME!
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ct82010 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsexygermany5plz: :icondroolplz:
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ThatRandomGirl7819 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013
Yup. There's no way I am letting Ludwig offer me that and then just walk away.
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Panada01 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
That is it! How might I meet the sexy german in the bedroom? By reading a lemon of course! Darn its creative and a good story at that... I should seriously start my own but I cant help but read these lemons!
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Hetalia1775 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
Lol this is funnier then the last one
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
Loved it :iconblushingplz:
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Nals-luff Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YES. YES YOU DID.

NAO I CAN'T STOP THOSE IMAGES IN MY MIND...:iconsexygermany5plz::iconcryforeverplz:
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
xD I'm happy I stamped them into you!
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Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME!!! :rofl:
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well, more are coming as I make free time...
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Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
LOLZ kk!....and ur propic is so funny to!
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks. xD
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Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
NP
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LemonDropPlz Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
*drool*
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emolove590 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Who would say NO to the offer
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:iconhillsofsilence:
HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Right? Thank you.
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emolove590 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Welcome
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koolpanda13 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Is gerita next and when??
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:iconhillsofsilence:
HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's in my journal.
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koolpanda13 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Kk
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PrincessRitaofHyrule Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
First I giggled... Then it got louder and louder and people started to wonder what the hell I was doing...
Then at his last sentence... I blushed and made the sharpest fangirl squeal ever! And the teacher thought there was a whining dog in the classroom...
Anyway, great job as always! ^^
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:icontherealparisbonnefoy:
same thing here..xD
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:iconhillsofsilence:
HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aww! I'm so glad that it made you squeal though! Thank you!
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PrincessRitaofHyrule Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome!
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Cryptogirl Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Writer
GerIta next?
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Should be soon!
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsuperw00tplz: epicness XD
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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chibi-chocolate123 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
this has probably been asked before but i will do it anyway: germancest? ;D
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:iconhillsofsilence:
HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sounds fun! Will do!
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Giro-Natsu-4ever Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The next can be one on Germany is OOC and of course one Germancest~ or GerIta~
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It will be up soon! I'm putting things in queue.
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Giro-Natsu-4ever Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok!
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FlyingTomatoFairy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH DEAR. YUUUSSSS. <3

"You (c) ... He obviously nailed you, girlfrandddd."

PFFFTTT. I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING AT THAT THIS HARD BUT DAMN. xD
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha! Thank you!
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Aly2840 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
OMG :XD: AWESOME !!!!:iconclappingplz:

FGS , who in the world would have say ''NO'' to this fucking-hot german ??? (( omg , he's so ...*screams* :iconglompsomethingplz::icongermanyloveplz:))
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I agree... Thank you.
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Aly2840 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
No problem , friend :hug:
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ArtisticallyLiterate Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Ha ha, this was so funny!

Also, who could turn down that sexy piece of German man-candy?
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Absolutely agreed! Your photo reaction should be soon! o3o
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ArtisticallyLiterate Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lol. Yes. XD Woo! Can't wait to see how you write that. You're just that awesome.
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, thank you!
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ArtisticallyLiterate Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You're welcome.
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Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
So....funny!!!!!
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you. o3o
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