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(Contains: sexual themes)
Now, today you were reading a lemon.

As in, how Francis would explain it: "It is something that you do with someone that you love, you first kiss then you give a tickle to beeeeep, then you take a little taste and you put beeeeeeep in your mouth. Then the best part is when you put your beeeeeeep into beeeeeeeeeep and then you beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."

Though that was a bit complex.

This time, you felt a hand on your shoulder.

You turned around to see his dripping wet blonde hair and blue eyes trail itself to the screen.

You watch his blue orbs widen as his cheeks grow a bit even... pink?

"What are you reading, (Name)!?"

"It's just something called a lemon!"

"It surely isn't the type of lemon I'm thinking about nor is it sour at all! You're just like Francis!"

"N-No! I'm not! It's just that it's really an interesting fan-fiction to read and it was this part and yo-"

"Stop!" His shout fill the room as you look at him, more or less - dumbfounded.

"... I'm not sorry though."

"I know you're not." You heard his teeth clutching tighter in maybe, anger?

"Are you jealous?"

"Nein! Definitely not!"

"Yes you are," you replied him teasingly. "Read it again, read it again!"

"I don't need to read again such childish thing to gain experience on such a thing! How foolish!" You gasped at his reply.

"You're soulless, Ludwig!" You pouted as you shut the laptop and ran with it up the stairs.


Moments later, he only came in with a scent of beer - sitting beside you.

Reading, of course.

"See? Told you it was good."

"She has a good writing skill that portray the characters well. Not bad."

"... Is that what you look at, Ludwig?" The German nodded his head as you facepalmed.

"Is that what you're not suppose to look at?"

"That's not the point! They're having a moment of intimacy!" You felt him move your computer as he pin you down on the bed.

"Oh ja?" His blue eyes searched yours. "We could have one too."

You took up that offer, no less.

But it's not. OMG, GERMANY. FORGIVE ME, BABY. :heart: I LOVE YOU!

You (c) ... He obviously nailed you, girlfrandddd.
Germany (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
Plot (c) =HillsOfSilence
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asianturnip Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel like I'm bleeding the equivalent to niagra falls right now
hetalia243 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh god!Oops! 
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014   General Artist
((If this happened to me with my crush, Ty))

(Me) It's called a lemon!

(Ty) Lemons have their own writing style?! DO THEY HAVE ORANGES?

(Me) They have limes!~
g6force Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"do they have oranges"
this made my day
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014   General Artist
ct82010 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsexygermany5plz: :icondroolplz:
ThatRandomGirl7819 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013
Yup. There's no way I am letting Ludwig offer me that and then just walk away.
Panada01 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
That is it! How might I meet the sexy german in the bedroom? By reading a lemon of course! Darn its creative and a good story at that... I should seriously start my own but I cant help but read these lemons!
Hetalia1775 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
Lol this is funnier then the last one
Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
Loved it :iconblushingplz:
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