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"Don't call a girl a dude!" The radio was on advertisement as the music was on hold.

"That is totally messed up!" You knew Alfred had a comeback. "You like it when I call you dude, right - (Name)!?" 

No. Not really. 

"Yeah, sure." Alfred only pouted at your answer, as if he knew you were being sarcastic. "I mean, not every girl likes that attitude on them, Al..." 

"But you do, right?" 

"I guess I'm okay with it. I got used to it with you already." 

"I knew you were the best!" Now, he was grinning like never before. 


"There's a McDonald, dude! Pull up! I want some fries and coke!" You sighed as you pulled up to the drive thru, waiting in the long lines of cars. 

Finally, when it was your turn, Alfred interrupted you and spew out food names randomly; like large fries, Big Mac, cheeseburger meal, large coke, Oreo McFlurry... And so on. 

Never had you eaten McDonald this expensive, and resulting in your empty wallet. 

When it came down to the last three fries, Alfred came up with an idea. 

"Let's play a game." 

"What game?" 

"The Fries Challenge." Alfred only put the tip of the fry in his mouth as the other half dangled, waiting for you. 

It wasn't like you never had feelings for the American. You took in the other half as the two of you began chewing, competing for the middle. 

Came time for the midpoint as you darted for the fry, swallowing it instinctively. The American had his lips on yours, tongue exploring your mouth - more or less looking for the fry. 

He knew you had swallowed it, but he was enjoying this himself. 

You returned the same pleasure by slipping into his mouth, the two curling and fighting for dominance and territory. 

It wasn't until five minutes later did the two of you pull away for air. 

You were panting as he was smirking. 

"The hero always wins, dude." 

"But you didn't get the fry." 

"That wasn't the goal. You enjoyed it, so I won!" You smacked him on the head. "Ow!" Alfred only pulled you closer to him by your collar, whispering into your ear. "I love you." 

"I love you too." 

"Never call a girl a dud-" You turned off the radio in time to pull the American into another kiss. 

He could call you dude anytime. 
So I find this fun to do and I heard the advertisement like from the radio, immediately thinking of America. Great job, Hetalia references everywhere these days.

You (c) :iconamericapartyhardplz:
America (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
Story (c) =HillsOfSilence
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furchild1204 Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I saw an Axe commercial that said "Shower like a hero" at the end of it. I couldn't help but think 'Great. I'm getting Hetalia references everywhere now.' -_-
Great story, I call everyone dude lol and I would not object if he wanted to call me dude either lol :D
HillsOfSilence Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
xD Good good!
Italy-Germany-Japan Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am actually called side everywhere I go...
HillsOfSilence Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Italy-Germany-Japan Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugh. Autocorrect. I'm called DUDE everywhere I go.
HillsOfSilence Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ahaha! My friends never call me dude. I call people dude...
Italy-Germany-Japan Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? I call everyone dude as well! They respond with it, so I'm used to it!
HillsOfSilence Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's awesome! People respond to me too. xD
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