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(Contains: sexual themes)
"Don't call a girl a dude!" The radio was on advertisement as the music was on hold.

"That is totally messed up!" You knew Alfred had a comeback. "You like it when I call you dude, right - (Name)!?" 

No. Not really. 

"Yeah, sure." Alfred only pouted at your answer, as if he knew you were being sarcastic. "I mean, not every girl likes that attitude on them, Al..." 

"But you do, right?" 

"I guess I'm okay with it. I got used to it with you already." 

"I knew you were the best!" Now, he was grinning like never before. 

...

"There's a McDonald, dude! Pull up! I want some fries and coke!" You sighed as you pulled up to the drive thru, waiting in the long lines of cars. 

Finally, when it was your turn, Alfred interrupted you and spew out food names randomly; like large fries, Big Mac, cheeseburger meal, large coke, Oreo McFlurry... And so on. 

Never had you eaten McDonald this expensive, and resulting in your empty wallet. 

When it came down to the last three fries, Alfred came up with an idea. 

"Let's play a game." 

"What game?" 

"The Fries Challenge." Alfred only put the tip of the fry in his mouth as the other half dangled, waiting for you. 

It wasn't like you never had feelings for the American. You took in the other half as the two of you began chewing, competing for the middle. 

Came time for the midpoint as you darted for the fry, swallowing it instinctively. The American had his lips on yours, tongue exploring your mouth - more or less looking for the fry. 

He knew you had swallowed it, but he was enjoying this himself. 

You returned the same pleasure by slipping into his mouth, the two curling and fighting for dominance and territory. 

It wasn't until five minutes later did the two of you pull away for air. 

You were panting as he was smirking. 

"The hero always wins, dude." 

"But you didn't get the fry." 

"That wasn't the goal. You enjoyed it, so I won!" You smacked him on the head. "Ow!" Alfred only pulled you closer to him by your collar, whispering into your ear. "I love you." 

"I love you too." 

"Never call a girl a dud-" You turned off the radio in time to pull the American into another kiss. 

He could call you dude anytime. 
So I find this fun to do and I heard the advertisement like from the radio, immediately thinking of America. Great job, Hetalia references everywhere these days.

You (c) :iconamericapartyhardplz:
America (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
Story (c) =HillsOfSilence
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kawaiigaarapanda Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it!  Kawaii Grin Face Emoji 
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furchild1204 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I saw an Axe commercial that said "Shower like a hero" at the end of it. I couldn't help but think 'Great. I'm getting Hetalia references everywhere now.' -_-
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karks1992 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
Great story, I call everyone dude lol and I would not object if he wanted to call me dude either lol :D
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
xD Good good!
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karks1992 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
:)
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Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am actually called side everywhere I go...
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:iconhillsofsilence:
HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why?
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Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugh. Autocorrect. I'm called DUDE everywhere I go.
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ahaha! My friends never call me dude. I call people dude...
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Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? I call everyone dude as well! They respond with it, so I'm used to it!
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:iconhillsofsilence:
HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's awesome! People respond to me too. xD
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Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh mein gott, can we be friends?!
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aren't we already?! Omg!
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Ask-2p-Mat Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
you've done it yet again this is awesome~!
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Gekko73 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I'm called Dude.
I call people dude.
People like dude.

Love,
Gekko73, aka, Dude
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YOU SOUND AWESOME, DUDE.
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Silvermoonlitsoul Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love being called a "dude"...hence why Alfred's PURR-fect for me. :iconcuteamericaplz:
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, I understand the feeling. Thank you!
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TadaKari Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol this is great! XD
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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TadaKari Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
very welcome!
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lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I saw the maturity filter at the beginning and I was like, "another lemon?" So I'm really happy with this.
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha! It's quite misleading~ thank you!
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lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
yup. very misleading. *has read way too many lemons for my liking in the last like week*
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Russias-Maid Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
:D! I expected this to be a lemon until I saw stuff about a drive-thru... Anyways great story!
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ohonhonhon~ ;D Thank you!
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Russias-Maid Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
That's okay!
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AizenSama13 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
pshh i dont care what gender you are im callin you a dude or bro
but really nice story i liked it
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're so right! Thanks!
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ratjay Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Sad think is, I call girls dude and chicks. And I don't care if I get called either.
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Me too. Same here, I don't really care because it's just a saying.
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Strawberry-Despair Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Throughout this story, I had this expression on my face: :iconawesomefaceplz:
Great job! :iconthumbsupplz:
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh youuuuuu.

Thank you! o3o
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Strawberry-Despair Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you're welcome ^^
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sexyanimelover Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Wunderbar. I love it!
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you, Emily! o3o
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sexyanimelover Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
X3 You're welcome!
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YukinaKou Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh America. The only guy who get away with calling me 'dude'. I enjoyed it though. Aha. Oh yes, Hetalia references are definitely everywhere. I can talk to my mom about random things and relates back to it.
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My mom just doesn't understand sometimes. For example, we saw some guy on the television play some fast piano songs and then my mom asks, "Who could actually play that?" I replied, "Austria." She gave me the blank face. D:
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YukinaKou Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my. My mom just agrees with me. There was one of those stupid commercials about about the slinky on the escalator and she said she wanted to go the mall and do it. I told her to wear a mask so no one would know who it was. She then asked, "Who walks around wearing a mask?" I looked at her and replied, "Turkey." She gave me a wtf look. Almost like why would a Turkey wear a mask.
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL that looks like what my mom would give me too. xD She surely gave me one of those on my Austria answer.
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YukinaKou Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aha. Now, I see why my mom tells me to be quite when it comes to Hetalia. She always gives me such looks. I had to explain to her I meant Turkey from Hetalia and how he always wears a mask.
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Me too! Me too. My mother does not understand Hetalia much so I always have to explain further and it's just a pain...
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YukinaKou Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes it can be but it's the only way to make her understand. Otherwise she'll just be confused and agreeing. Well she does that anyways.
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HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No matter how much I explain. She just fuss up.
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